When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
"you can choose your own groups for this project"
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
En el templo toco el pandero como los dioses
The Aristocats (1970)
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"